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I'VE GOT AN MP3 SITE!
But here's some old
stuff that ain't on it:
Lament: I'm sorry I
don't have a timeshare, Daddy.
ORV Ballad: Tearing up the wilderness is good for
Guns: Charleton Heston
has a small caliber barrel.
Dinosaurs: Maybe they should have built more malls
in 65,000,000 BC.
Jetski: Evangelists need to get up early if
they want to beat the Jetski.
Last Nite: TV doesn't make you crazy; it's the
lumps in the couch.
Alpha Centauri: I've got to quit smoking this stuff and
then writing this stuff.
Hunting: Because caves
Barbi: Oh you beautiful doll, you great
big-boobed, grotesquely misproportioned doll.
That You: A country song
don't done gotta hav no bee gud englich nor spelt rait
SDI: Some of our past presidents have also
been dumb asses .
Cantcha Dance the Polka
Old Maid's Song
Chattenooga Choo Choo